Want a new tattoo.
Just sent this to my fiance at work, so mature...
(¡) butt \¡/ vagina ( . )( . ) boobs lol
Just had a right old LOL with my finances mum :)
Housework nearly done then books in the sunshine...
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
I have one sunburnt arm... LOL.